Mr. and Mrs. Windigo
Pretty exciting day today, well yesterday rather, since it's now after midnight. Anyway, I attended Windigo's wedding. That's right folks, there's now a Mrs. Windigo! I can't help but be really happy for him, I got to meet the new Mrs. and she is a great lady.
The ceremony was really nice, and went off without any hiccups. The wonderful service was followed up with excellent cake and punch, but I was a little disappointed that I didn't get to see the new couple open their gifts, but I know Windigo should like mine. Hopefully, they will have opened them by the time Windigo reads this or it will spoil the surprise, so he has fair warning to stop now and continue reading after opening it.
At first, I wasn't sure what to get for a gift. This is the first wedding I've attended alone, so always before my folks would take care of the gift and I would just sign my name on the card.
So after much thought, I settled on a very traditional wedding gift - a set of weapons. That's right, a deluxe set of stainless steel kitchen knives. Whether dicing celery for a delightful soup or stabbing an intruder in the liver, these knives are guaranteed to give years of trouble free service.
And just to be thoughtful I threw in a set of kitchen towels, which should serve Mrs. Windigo well to dry dishes or sop up the blood while Windigo buries the body under the gazebo.
At any rate, I suggest you swing by Sakrata and tell Windigo congratulations.




